You’re all beautiful now shut the fuck up.
no one twerks like gaston
makes it work like gaston
no one drops down dat booty and jerks like gaston
He be up in the club with that ass gyrating,
My, he so fly, dat Gaston
(Source: uguulele, via wellisntthispeachy)
crying is manly as shit
crying was originally seen as a masculine thing. if you were a roman centurion or something and you didn’t cry when one of your fellow soldiers died, you were seen as an insensitive pussy.
(Source: shavingryansprivates, via wellisntthispeachy)